Heaven Really Does Exist!!!

Dear Mr/Mrs Postal Worker,

Just a quick note to inform you of some changes that might affect delivery to our home.
First of all, let me say Thank You for the daily hard work you provide in bringing me my mail, even though 95% of it is applications for credit cards with companies I already currently possess a card through...I just wanted to let you know I am grateful for the timely and courteous delivery. Although, it would be nice to have my weekly EW delivered on the same day every week, but I can let that one go, knowing what I will probably put you through now that my dream has been fulfilled.
I would like to apologize for any of your future health problems that may arise as a result. If you would like I can check into one of those back safety belt things? You know, the ones wrestlers and furniture movers wear? I have a feeling you might need one if you continue delivering mail to my house.

Thank you in advance,



Krista said...

I find it kind of surprising that an 8 months pregnant woman would even CONSIDER wearing a shoe like that! (I think I spent the last two months of my pregnancy wearing the box instead of the shoe!) They are darling, but good luck!! lol

Nachelle said...

Super cute, I love em! And in echo of Krista, if you wear those 8 months prego, I want to see a pic!

Dolphinsbarn said...

Hey Melanie,

Will you send me your address?



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