Monday Lessons

Three things I've realized today, all before 9AM:

1. I will never be able to fold a fitted sheet so that it looks remotely presentable (and I am okay with that).
2. There is no point in buying any type of new furniture when there are small children in the house.  So if you come over, please ignore the scratches, stains and gauges that may appear in/on tables, couches, chairs, floors....
3. The one thing I have on my to-do list for the weekend, is the one thing that never gets done.